You know how, in Super Mario Bros. level 1-1, when you grabbed the star — and Mario began blinking wildly — the music jumps into that doubletime melody — and you know by instinct that your time in this invincible mode is very limited — sprinting wildly toward the finish, holding down B, running headlong into Goombas, all caution thrown to the wind?
My life is kind of like that lately, except without the invincibility part. Nevertheless, I care about You The Reader so much that I’m sacrificing Regain Sanity Via Super Mario Galaxy Time to write you a lovely post.
However! This post is about Drink, not Food or Video Games! So let’s get going. Today I’m going to craft a loving ode to the item I was staring at in boredom for an hour this morning while waiting in line to get my emissions checked (I mean my CAR’S emissions! Ha HAAAaaaaa.)
My coffee mug! But not just ANY coffee mug — the Greatest Coffee Mug Ever Made, now celebrating its 9th(ish) birthday!