Properly Calibrated

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In Ascending Order Of Intensity

If I’m looking to vent some pent-up energy or frustration I usually pull out the Rock Band 2 (and the headphones, we live in an apartment) and whale on those for a while, but yesterday, I pulled out the Wii Sports and whaled on some bowling pins instead. Less setup time, and just as satisfying. I bowled a 241 and I can’t play most songs on Hard drums in Rock Band, so perhaps the self-reinforcement is also a factor.

I’m in a bit of a dead area right now in terms of new games. I played an assortment of demos recently, with nothing really feeling worth a hot $60. I’m waiting for Red Faction to drop a little; it definitely feels worth $40. This is not an interesting paragraph.

More Fallout. Finished up Point Lookout; final verdict: essential. I would recommend that any Fallout purchaser buy Broken Steel (the Whoops-Here’s-The-Real-Ending Patch) and Point Lookout, Skip The Pitt and Anchorage until you can find that 2-in-1 expansion disc used for $8 or so.

The main quest isn’t terribly long, but there are 2 other quests that rival the main one in length — one of which is downright Lovecraftian, and requires the player to do my least favorite activity — crawling through levels of sub-sub-sub-basements, fighting countless ghouls. My grizzled rifleman is much more at home on the range than the dank cavern. This was the first expansion that has actually hindered my sleeping on a couple of nights. Hard on the ol’ nerves.

Also hard on the nerves: Half-Life 2. I busted out The Orange Box in a third or fourth attempt to get going on it again (played it a few years ago on PC). The overwhelming emotion: dread. Dread for the nonstop chase sequences. Dread for the helicopters. Dread for that one last-stand scene with the turrets. Dread (with extra dread sauce) for the night-time village sequence with the sprinting headcrab zombies. That game is somehow far more intense when you know what obstacles await you. In the day and age of play-at-your-own-pace open-world games, the nonstop action-chute of Half-Life is downright rattling.

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Jul. 1, 2009

It’s, Like, Better Than Real Bowling

Have you tried the bowling training in Wii Sports?

There are 3 tiers of training: clearing splits (no fun), “spin control” (bowl around obstacles to hit single pins; very fun), and something I believe is called “power throws”. We’re here to talk about the latter.

In “power throws”, you bowl once against a standard 10-pin “rack” (or whatever the term is). Then another row of pins is added, and you bowl against a 15-pin rack. Then another pin is added … you get it.

Eventually you’re hurling yourself across the living room, attempting to squeak out just a little more power in order to demolish a sea of bowling pins — the last level maxes out at 91 pins.

This is beautiful. It’s exactly what I want to do in sports simulation games, whether it’s Wii Bowling or Tiger Woods. I love the extra modes that just barely warp reality into a wouldn’t-it-be-cool-if scenarios.

I want a bowling lane that is a sloped embankment. I want to bowl underneath a windmill, putt-putt style. I want to hit my drive over a river of lava. I want to play baseball on an absurdly narrow field, or one with rolling hills. I want to play tennis on a 3-on-3 wide court.

I’m just saying.

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Jun. 17, 2009

Almost Eligible for Wii Social Security

My Wii says I’m 56. It’s accurate; inexplicably, the insides of my elbows are sore today. Probably from overswinging the Wiimote during Baseball.

Clearly, I’m millions of units sold late to this realization, but still: within the confines of some of the most simplistic, limiting games ever made, the Wii manages to feel liberating. Also, water is wet.

Wii Sports Golf is a tease - a maddeningly imprecise (don’t flick your wrist, ever) preview of what could be, just out of reach. I suppose the entire platform is a tease, but all of that unrealized potential comes into sharp, cruel focus with Golf. What I’m saying is that I now want Tiger Woods 10 (with Wii Motion Plus). They’ve got me.

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Jun. 12, 2009